What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
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All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
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Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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