youre lurking in front of me
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
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i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
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Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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