dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
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I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
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Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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