Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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