16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
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After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
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I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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