another moral hangover. fuck.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
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I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
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She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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