it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
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I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
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as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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