Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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