Dual....:-)
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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