just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
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I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
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found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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