This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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