She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
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i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
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He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
The air taste purple.
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