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i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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