his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
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You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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