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So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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