So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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