he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
They took my balls.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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