I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
And then my night got REAL pukey
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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