so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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