She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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