my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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