I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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