Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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