I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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