Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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