Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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