that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
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Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
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Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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