Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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