let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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