Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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