she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
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We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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