Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
wow bdsm is so cute
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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