this just has baby written all over it
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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