Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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