Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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