You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
someone owes me an orgasm
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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