How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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