I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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