Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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