went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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