Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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