I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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