i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
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It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
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Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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