I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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