laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
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My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
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After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
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