It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
