And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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