yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I just want nice things and good sex
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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