We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
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she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
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You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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