I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
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It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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