You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
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