Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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